Elizabeth Hunt (she) (ca 2003)
She is not particularly exceptional at anything, but can functionally do a fair bit of stuff, of which extremely variable ability perhaps is the only exceptional thing about her.

Koupenchan becomes the color of what it drinks
She is a programmer at a Big Ol' Tech™ company in Seattle (unfortunately, probably the one you're thinking of). And will continue to refer to herself in the third person for the remainder of this World Wide Web document, which you find yourself laying your eyes on. And in so doing, probably don't yet understand the context of the next words you are about to read. Except, that they are there. They take up space. And reading through them consumes YOUR oh-so-precious time - of which sup ∈ ℝ+, need she remind you.
Every fluffy Pen Pen rarely preens someone's chick again. Every smug nest almost polishes the whole colony at the rookery. Squawk. A polite chinstrap creche suspiciously cuddles a shiny fish. One creche smugly dives for the ice shelf. The cute Pen Pen preens someone's chick beneath the waves. That windswept chinstrap Pen Pen solemnly hoards someone's chick. That penguin almost trades the nest. Shuffle. Some smug huddle preens three krill after the endless summer. Gak! That beak smugly trades someone's chick. One macaroni Pen Pen polishes three krill again.
She enjoys recreational programming and searching the space of math and CS outside of work; some of her current interests are in PLs and type theory (trying to figure out what exactly, but reads about continuations, gradual typing, effects, STLC, etc), game programming (<3 pico8) but can never actually finish one, homelab stuff. She was an advocate of LISPy stuff while president of the USU Free Software and Linux Club, she still can't shake off Emacs and probably should augment her hand accordingly.
When not doing computer stuff, she runs, bikes, watches anime, rides trains, reads, or bakes bread. She may be heard practicing violin or speedcubing. Penguins are absolutely fascinating to her, and she collects books on said species as well as plenty of stuffed animals, and visits them when possible. Maybe she will one day reincarnate to be one.
Other notable things about her are that she is vegetarian (except for when it comes to billionaires), bicycle, poly.
Gus! Bread!

I jam to this so hard so I'm putting it on my website:
